Preheat your oven to 400 degrees and line a baking sheet with parchment paper. Set aside.
In a medium bowl, add the grated pepper jack cheese, softened cream cheese, green onion, and bacon (if you're using it). Stir to fully combine.
Slice each jalapeno pepper in half and scoop out the seeds and membrane. Wash your hands & don't touch your eyes! (I speak from experience...)
Fill each jalapeno half with cheese mixture.
Cut each thawed roll in half and roll each half into a 20-22" rope.
Wrap each rope around each filled jalapeno half, leaving room for the eyes, and place onto your prepared baking sheet.
Bake for 8-10 minutes or until they start to brown. Remove from the oven then immediately, carefully, add two sliced black olives for the eyes.