Line a cookie sheet with wax paper/parchment paper/a silicone mat and set aside.
Add your Oreos to a food processor and pulse until you have fine crumbs – it should be sand-like in appearance. (or you can use a zip top bag & a rolling pin)
Pour the crumbs into a large mixing bowl, or the bowl of a stand mixer, and add the softened cream cheese. Mix well until fully combined.
Use a cookie scoop to scoop out balls of the mixture (use your hands to roll them, if necessary) and line them up on your prepared cookie sheet. Mine made 40 balls.
Place the entire cookie sheet in the freezer for at least 30 minutes to firm them up.
Put the white chocolate melting wafers in a microwave safe bowl and heat for about 30 seconds then stir. Continue heating at 15 second intervals and stirring until fully melted.
Remove the balls from the freezer, stick them with a toothpick to use as a handle and swirl into the melted white chocolate. I used a spatula to help coat all the sides. Work quickly as it’s easier with frozen balls and warm chocolate. As the balls start to warm up, they’ll slide off the toothpick. Pop them back into the freezer if they get too warm as you’re working on them.
Once finished dipping, let the chocolate coating harden.
In a small microwave safe bowl, add a small handful of chocolate chips and microwave for 30 seconds, stir, then do another 15 seconds, if necessary. Let the chocolate slightly cool then spoon it into a small plastic baggie and snip off the very tip of the bag so you can draw on the faces.
Add eye balls, if desired.
Store tightly covered in the fridge for up to a week or freeze in a seals freezer bag for up to a month.